As my gyno is checking my lady parts she tells me that her son is in one of my classes & always talks about me.. Oh cute not awkward at all
Bringing together your silly, scary or scandalous tales from the gynecologist office. No appointment required.
Ok, so it’s not that extreme. But really - just pee in a cup. You pee like 5 times a day anyway so why not head over to your local Planned Parenthood health center and pee in their bathroom?
You might also want to ask for a blood test or a physical exam. STD tests are quick and easy, and you’ll feel better when you know your status.
Vagina, I apologise for what they’re gonna do to you today. I hope this is worth it!
Things to remember:
- Request/demand/have a tantrum over the speculum
- Ask about STI checks (clueless)
- Ask about Lidocaine
- Pray I get prescribed dilators
- Yep that’s about it.
- I’m scared
Y’all. Pap smears are not that bad. Women make them out to be a nightmare and very painful. I didn’t even really feel it and it took like 5 seconds. Women doctors see vaginas all day long. They chose it as a career. So to anybody that’s freaking out bc you have to go to a lady doctor, don’t!! It’s not that bad!
So I have gyno today after work and my grandma is taking me. I get in the car this morning with my grandpa to go to work and he says “oh man, so you’ve got to go see the butcher today huh?”
At least the Gynecologist gives me an inspirational quote to look at…
“Life is what happens to you when you are making other plans.” - John Lennon #CeilingTile #Quote #JohnLennon #Life #Gynecologist
By far the most interesting ceiling shot we’ve seen.