Where do you store your vag? On the floor, of course! Thanks IKEA.
(In continuing vag coverage … Previously)
Bringing together your silly, scary or scandalous tales from the gynecologist office. No appointment required.
Ok, so it’s not that extreme. But really - just pee in a cup. You pee like 5 times a day anyway so why not head over to your local Planned Parenthood health center and pee in their bathroom?
You might also want to ask for a blood test or a physical exam. STD tests are quick and easy, and you’ll feel better when you know your status.
Vagina, I apologise for what they’re gonna do to you today. I hope this is worth it!
Things to remember:
- Request/demand/have a tantrum over the speculum
- Ask about STI checks (clueless)
- Ask about Lidocaine
- Pray I get prescribed dilators
- Yep that’s about it.
- I’m scared
Y’all. Pap smears are not that bad. Women make them out to be a nightmare and very painful. I didn’t even really feel it and it took like 5 seconds. Women doctors see vaginas all day long. They chose it as a career. So to anybody that’s freaking out bc you have to go to a lady doctor, don’t!! It’s not that bad!
So I have gyno today after work and my grandma is taking me. I get in the car this morning with my grandpa to go to work and he says “oh man, so you’ve got to go see the butcher today huh?”