Hey remember that time when my gynecologist basically called me a slut because I’ve had sex with more than five partners in the last year. Like thanks man, appreciate it.
My husband asked my gynecologist if he was a Texas Longhorn…
Bringing together your silly, scary or scandalous tales from the gynecologist office. No appointment required.
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how my lady doctor appointment is going to go tomorrow
- Her: Are you sexually active?
- Me: No.
- Her: Not even the tiniest bit?
- Me: ...NO.
- Her: Oh, well, good for you.
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My mom just told me in a couple weeks she’s going to get a shot innnn herrrrr cervixxxxx then have the inside of her uterus scraped while awake.
…It’s gonna be a while before I get that sensation out of my head.
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I went to the gynecologist today..
It was the most chill thing ever. And awkward at the same time. I got to hang around a room in barely nothing and have woman to woman talk with my doctor. She just checked my ovaries and my breasts which was scary. Breast cancer apparently runs in the family. Also I tried so hard not to laugh when she was feeling on my lady bits lol to anyone who is debating whether or not to visit one, DON’T BE AFRAID. It’s a great way to know your body. And better yet protect it. If the doctor works with other family members it’s even better.
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My Doctor asked me a strange question but she’s not the only person...
My Doctor asked me a strange question but she’s not the only person that have asked. She asked if i have a boyfriend.
No. I have said that i have too many things to worry about, having a boyfriend isn’t my priority at the moment. My main priority is finding a job, finding a way to pay for school, keeping myself from being depressed(not always successful) and other things(like my fandom) also, I don’t get out much and boys scares me.
I guess she had to asked since she’s my gyno and wants to know if i have been sexually active since the last visit.
No ma’am.
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